This whole time you thought you had the better ports! You naive, deluded
SWINE!!!
Prepare for a bad year, you Nazisoft loving HOGS!!
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Good games for the Wii.
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Microsoft- The gigantic, pulsating tumour of the gaming industry.
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What's that, PIGS? Your console is having a "shortage"?
A shortage of people who want to buy it, perhaps!
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Your SLOPPY workmanship is dishonorable!
King Kaz spits on your PATHETIC attempt at a "console!"
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The game of the year bundled with the console of the century!
An excellent idea, if I don't say so myself!
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Can't these SIMPLETONS count?
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The Xbot PIGS are nowhere to be seen! Too busy rolling around in their own FILTH, probably.
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Thats right, Sony Soldiers! Gears of War 2 does not stand a chance! Unless it has a 60 player multi player. Or an 8 player co-op mode. Or 150+ feet boss battles!
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I'd like to see those Nazisoft GIBBONS pull that off!
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King Kaz never thought he would say this, but:
Good idea, Mart!
I shall have to steal that idea......
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I wouldn't bet on that, you BLOATED IMBECILE!
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Best of luck in the future, old friend!
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Just don't stand against Lord Stringer again, you BUMBLING SIMPLETONS!
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Once AGAIN Nazisoft have dropped a humongous bowel movement on their fanbase!
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My master plan is coming together!
Emperor Kutaragi and I have forgiven Rockstar for their betrayal and decided to let them live! Enjoy your DLC, PIGS, it's all you're getting from Rockstar!
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Tell me Nazisoft, how does UTTER FAILURE taste?
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But aside from that, the 360's 2008 line-up is as LIMP and unimpressive as your post history, you delinquent WEASEL!
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June, 12th 2008- The greatest day in videogame history!
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Let's see- 640p, laggy, PATHETIC graphics, an online mode full of screeching little URCHINS?
Bungie- Don't even think about making games for my PerfectionStation 3. King Kaz is not impressed!
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